Welcome to Matt


This page is and will be devoted to and for the purpose of making Matt known to as many people as possible. There is no other purpose - nor, is there any real particular reason for this, that anyone who does not know Matt would ever hope to understand. 

Knowing Matt, however, one will understand why we would want to make Matt known to as many people as possible. Quite simply: IT MUST BE DONE!

This is not a cult, or anything like that - except, by knowing Matt, one's life is just that much more complete.

Matt is just sort of a regular guy - a little weird at times, but, not really more so than other regular guys. Except - other regular guys are not Matt. Matt is Matt. And, Matt just is. Maybe not ideal, but, ideally - Matt.

As this page progresses - unless he tells us to take it down - we will be putting up as much stuff about Matt as we can get our hands on. So, come back and check it out. 

And, tell all your friends...
Some Basic Matt Facts 

(What We've Got so Far...)

Date of Birth: 6/30/73
Time: 7:2? AM
Place: Portland, Oregon
Sign: Cancer
Height: 6' 2 1/2"

Job: Graphic Designer, Master of Sarcastic Wit

Favorite Color: Plaid

Music: Black

Hobbies: Musik, Smoking Cigragettes.

Likes: Pretty Girls - Good Tunes, Man - My Birthday - Sleeping is Good - Making Fun of People (My sense of humor and wit is extraordinary. I think I'm fxcking hilarious).

Dislikes: Liars - Dishonesty - Martha Stewart - Clueless Yahoos.

Favorite TV: Simpsons - Cheers - Seinfeld - NYPD Blue -  Penn & Teller: Bullshit! - Fawlty Towers - Monty Python.

Dislikes (cont.): Girls who chop their bangs to 1/2 inch.

Sports: What about 'em? Keep them on tv where they belong. More accidents and fights...

Movies: A Million Movies. What am I supposed to say?

Favorite Word (besides fxck): Ah-ha! - Swell - Good Times

-  Messages From Matt -

Matt wrote:

>Good times...I haven't seen this in a while. Has it been up since
>LaPa? Most of it still rings true. I would update these:
>
>Job: ADD: master of sarcastic wit
>Favorite Color: Change to: Plaid
>Music: Change to: Black
>Hobbies: Let's take off "smoking crack"
>Dislikes: Take off "fat girls" and Babylon 5
>Favorite TV: Take off Conan, ADD: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
>Car: Take off the Caddy, I don't have it anymore
>Favorite Word: Add: "swell" and "good times"
>
>Talk soon.
>
>me
>
 

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