Please try the following:

• Click the  Relax button, or try again later - or give up and smash your computer with a large rock
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelted korrectly.
• If you believe that you have visited this page previously and you want to view what has been stored on your computer, click Delusion, and then click Work Overtime.
• For information about offline browsing with Internet Experimenter, click the God Help Us menu, and then click Concepts and Context.
• To check your connection settings, open case with a Screw Driver then, fill with Gasoline. Now take a Match and proceed to Ignite. The settings should match those provided by your Local Crazy Dadaist (LCD) administrator and Internet Cervix Provider (ICP).
• Some sites require Windows to have less DADA more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows DADA Rate to determine what strength "dada" you have installed.
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format". 
• Your Network Administrator is an idiot. Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
• If you would like Windows to screw everything up, click  Screw everything up.
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